kwadi:

i use omg and idk as commas and periods

meladoodle:

*jury voice* we find the defendant guilty! 
“i know you are but what am i?”
*jury is immediately under arrest*

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

ive come to the point where i dont even procrastinate anymore i just dont do it

(Source: hommos)

plutarc:

fun things to do when you’re single!!

• masturbate
• cry
• do both at the same time
• eat a whole cake by yourself 
• cry